DRUM ROLL PLEASE???
INTRODUCING…
FRANK
THE RED HOUSE CAT
…much obliged human…
It’s Franklin Charles, to be exact
And what they say is true, I am obviously a cat
I showed myself only recently, as Marlene (the cat lady)
Was so very decent to me
I was running round, quite feral at that
But in truth, I was once an indoor cat
Somehow I came to Wilbur, such a lovely place
But, wild things abound, so I kept me pace
Now that humans love me once more
You may call me Frank
The cat at the Red House door
-FRANK ?